2012: Broken Toe

Some of my favorite times on vacation are when I go to the gym, walk around the hotel's neighborhood, or take long hikes up and down the beach. All those things, I have determined, are difficult to do when you have a broken toe. It would be nice if I could say I broke it during a wild volleyball game or jumping off the pier. No. I walked into a chair. But it was a very large stealthy chair.

There is nothing you can do for a broken toe other than take aspirin and drink heavily - both of which I have done in excess.

Today was beach, bikinis, hula dancers, and margaritas. I'm not looking forward to trading this for a snow shovel next week.