Have a nice trip, see you next fall

Some people can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Some people can't walk and talk on a cell phone at the same time.

We were on Tom Sawyer Island heading to the rafts so we could leave the island. I walked over to the raft captain and was having a conversation. Little did I know that my wife who was behind me talking on her cell phone didn't see the stairs leading down to the raft.

She didnt miss one stair. She didnt miss two stairs. She missed all three, dropping over the staira ans landing on her knees.

Her first thought was "there are children near me... don't swear. Don't swear!"

One of my sons says "Uhm, Dad. Mom just fell.

I turned and found her kneeling as if she were praying. At first she didnt want to get up because she was in too much pain. But before long, we got her to her feel.

Her knees are bruzed a d ahe is sore, but thankfully she is OK.